Everyone's Favorite Peruvian Deferred Columbia Grad Student Named Johanna

I just really wanted to use that title. It's so good that I will probably make several posts in the future of the same name. You'll deal. Also, this post contains some spoilers for the rest of Real World: Austin... even if they are kind of obvious and easily found on MTV's website. Once again, you'll deal.

If you watch The Real World, you've noticed how Wes (the frat guy) has been enamored with Johanna (everyone's favorite Peruvian deferred Columbia grad student named Johanna) since day 1. You've also noticed that EFPDCGSNJ is fully aware of this fact, and has had a grand old time playing along with it. On the latest RW, Wes had the great idea to "make Johanna jealous" by bringing a random RW groupie home and sleeping with her; because that works (???). This is not to say that plucking the jealousy strings doesn't work-- but I don't know if its effectiveness stands up once penetration is achieved. I'm gonna go with "That's a tad bit too far".

Ok, spoiler time.those that don't want to know should scroll down to the bolded text

A Columbo-esque scan of MTV.com's Real World content, namely the MTV.com member profiles of Wes and EFPDCGSNJ turned up some interesting info. In the "keywords" section of those pages you'll see "Wes kissing hella slow" in Johanna's and "Johanna. Kissing hella fast!" in Wes'. There are some conclusions to be drawn here.

1. Some MTV employee, probably several, and likely every single one of them, is an idiot for allowing this to be on the website. This thing is one click away once you access the Real World section. That's just stupid. I can fully understand Fratty McFraterson and Johanna having no problem with ruining plot secrets; but MTV should care... not that I'm going to stop watching.

2. Wes is from Kansas and typed out the word "hella". That is California lingo if I've even seen it, and this guy is from about as far away from California as possible without a traveling over some major body of water. Conveniently, EFPDCGSNJ is from... RIVERSIDE, CA. As any frat brother worth his salt would say; "wha-chish". I'm aware that Wes goes to Arizona State, which is populated by a good amount of Californians-- making it quite reasonable that he would pick up such catchy slang as "hella"; but that explanation isn't entertaining at all.





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