One night (day?) many moons ago after an event I would rather not think about or discuss, I was conceived. Fate determined that the cells meeting to embark upon the formation of a new human being happened to be of differing type; one X and one Y. I've learned that in-group biases- where one favors his own kind and gives them the benefit of doubt more often than not- are a natural part of the human condition. Whatevs. You know what? I need to say it. The Y is pissing me off. In short, we suck. Check out this article:
"Wah, wah, wah... boys are falling behind"
I empathize with the oppressed. It makes me feel good; however, I cannot empathize with MALES complaining about this kind of thing. Why are boys falling behind? Because they're idiots... I went to high school, the boys only cared about getting crunk and breasts. That was it. Meanwhile, the girls were worried about their futures. Not only are boys not oppressed, but they're the exact opposite! Why do we have to make excuses for them bouncing off the walls in class and acting stupid? It's the dark side of entitlement, I tells ya.
There was definitely a vibe out there with guys thinking everything would work out for them. The worst case scenario would be working one of those mysteriously high-paying blue-collar jobs like plumbing. Girls don't have that kind of stuff to fall back on. They know it's gonna be brainpower or nothing... Unless they're model-hot or something; but that's pretty rare. And plumbing is hard! It's not like Mario Brothers where you have a talking mushroom working the finances.
Anyway. Stop bitching, stop blaming teaching biases and feminism, or uppity women or whatever and get on the ball. The heavens graced us with Ritalin for a reason. If this keeps up, I'm gonna become a full-blown feminist. Not just a "women are cool" feminist either... I mean one of those "take it over ladies" feminists.
Hillary '08
2 comments:
Ok first of all go cry ophellia some where else. You are oppressed because you have breast and dont know how to use them. Boys are neglected and rejected mostly because of your feminism movement. You want to be empowered.. give birth to a 10 pound bouncing baby boy! Then lets talk about a real movement. And just remember Hillary had girls...
Hillary had girls because she knew what she was doing
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