Kevin Federline, or as his homies know him, "K-Fed", is a megastar just waiting to happen. The cynics out there are going to think that he has just evolved from using his famous wife for cash to using his wife for media attention. I can't believe that such horrible people exist. This is a man with a vision and a talent that the world needs to experience. Maybe it's less about Britney Spears marrying Kevin Federline, and more about Kevin Federline marrying Britney Spears... Get it? Get it? I don't either- he is a tape worm and Britney is the infested lower intestine of some field mammal. He will feed until she is dry, and then he will move on to the next celebrity that he can dig his claws into. Mandy Moore better watch her back.
Actually, what the hell happened to Mandy Moore? Anyway, here's some pertinent multimedia! Joy!
Yes Kevin, you can say that. You probably shouldn't since it's probably the worst piece of music ever created, and has nothing to do with Brazil; but this is America and you can say whatever you want. Notice how he FEELS the music. Only a true artist can get that in touch with the medium.
FIRE!
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