Jessica Alba is really attractive. I'm aware of this. I'm also aware of the fact that she is one of the worst actresses to ever get consistent film work in the history of mainstream motion pictures (And in all likelihood there are a number of porn stars out there that could have done a better job with Dark Angel... that show was really bad). It has gotten to the point where she seems to have given up on herself. Her last three roles have been as a hip-hop dancer in Honey, the cowgirl stripper in Sin City, and the Invisible Woman in Fantastic Four; And next up is a star-turn as half-naked beach lady in Into the Blue. The Playboy shoot draws near.A lot of people couldn't care less whether Jessica Alba even had dialogue; as long as some of her clothing is removed over the course of the 90 minutes. That's cool, but I need a dash of substance to be incorporated somewhere. She's not even very good at things like presenting B-level awards (her cue card reading is painful) or hosting crappy cable-network compilation shows. In a way, she is very reminiscent of Jennifer Love Hewitt; with the differences being that Hewitt's mediocre acting skills dwarf Alba's and that her work on "VH1's Top 100 Love Songs" was awe-inspiring. Ms. Alba needs to make a life decision; either dedicate herself to becoming a passable thespian (ACTING CLASSES?) or start looking into things like that Wheel of Fortune letter-turning gig where she isn't forced to open her mouth.
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As long as she's hot, I could really give two shits about how horrible she is at acting. That's why there's always porno. All she'd have to do is whine, moan, and pant like a doggie. Now, even the stupidest person can do all that.
So, who's worse?
Jessica Alba or my "favorite" "actress", Raven Symone?
At least Alba isn't hideously ugly
True. And sometimes, that's all that counts.
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