And Now a Disturbing Word From Our Sponsors

After you finish vomiting and/or crying, you're going to be like, "how the hell does this sell a product?"

Welcome to the world of Viral Marketing! It's not about the product! It's about getting you to recognize and distribute the ad across the internets... which I just did. I'm such a corporate whore!

After you've seen the ad and emptied your digestive tract, you'll feel compelled to find out who is to blame for this mess you just created on your rug. When you finally do figure out who did it, you'll have put enough effort into the quest that the message will be seared into your brain. You'll also feel the need to justify your efforts by dropping lots of cash on fine Adidas mechandise.

In case you were wondering, these are for Adidas' adicolor line of shoes that come with a paint set and you add your own designs to. You can catch the whole series here.