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The Hobo was at it again after bearing witness on Saturday night:

"I know we're going to win it," Wallace said sitting on the scorer's table following Sunday practice at Quicken Loans Arena. "We're going to bust their [butt]. Tomorrow night is the last game here in this building for this year."

Wallace has a history of getting zany in the playoffs and running off at the mouth:

"It ain't bulletin board material, it's a fact," he said bluntly. "They can put it on the bulletin board. They can put it on a video. I don't care. I know what we're capable of doing, that's all that it is."

Of course, his buddies had to stand up for him in a show of faux unity:

"You have to go out there and play even harder and get a win for him," Richard Hamilton said. "We have to have his back, do what we do, and get a win."

But here is where things get interesting:

"There's only one team out there, two teams tops, that can really give us that good challenge that it's like, 'All right, we know we can't make no mistakes against those teams,"' he said.

The Cavaliers aren't one?

"Nah," he said.

Ok, first of all, that was both hilarious and one of the worst shows of sportmanship ever. He basically just said "We can play like crap and still beat the LeBrons".

Number two... who is he talking about? Obviously we must assume that he was talking about the Spurs in his original statement-- they did knock off the Pistons in last year's NBA Finals. But which is the mystery team that he felt the need to tack on at the last second? In all likelyhood it was Miami or Dallas. We can further narrow things down by simply recognizing the fact that Antoine Walker plays for the Heat, making them ineligible for serious championship contention.

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