Slavco And You

I have watched epic amounts of television in my life, and this is still the case. Not only do I watch an exceptional amount of television; but I also will watch bad television... even when I know that the program I'm watching at the moment does suck quite a bit.

Now if you're interested in watching some television of "questionable quality", click over to VH1; because they are running that side of town right now. They are running this show called "Kept" right now that is particularly ridiculous (actually there's a show airing right now about a nationwide search for a 10-man male stripper team; so maybe I should let up on the gas). This one is about former(?) model Jerry Hall's quest to find a man to keep around and play Sugar Mommy to... no, seriously. Anyway, it's pretty entertaining thanks primarily to three people; Seth, Slavco and Ricardo.

Judging from his *outstanding* accent, Seth is from somewhere in Massachusetts and is the closest thing to a normal guy on this show. He has a cool attitude about the whole fiasco taking place in front of the cameras, and is the star of this show's "confessional" segments. Best of all he tells dirty jokes in front of all of Jerry's high-culture friends and generally drives them crazy. If you haven't gathered this already; Seth's time on the show is likely to be wrapping up shortly, so you might want to start watching it about two weeks ago.

THEN you have Ricardo and Slavco; who seem to be of one brain. They are two male-model "look at me, I'm the crap" types who have managed to get every other contestant to despise them in what has probably been 4 days of real-life time (of course, 4 weeks of tv). There is a 90% chance that these people have been paid by VH1 to act this way and make me hate them.

Mission accomplished.